Theater Releases (9/5/08)

Our Pick of the Week:

Bangkok Dangerous
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Shaun Delaney, Steve Baldocchi, Chris Heebink, James Wearing Smith
Director: Oxide Pang, Danny Pang
Studio: Lionsgate
Rating: R

Wide - Trailer - Official Site - Showtimes and Tickets

Also In Theaters This Week:

Everybody Wants to Be Italian
Starring: Jay Jablonski, Cerina Vincent, John Kapelos, John Enos III, Marisa Petroro
Director: Jason Todd Ipson
Studio: Asgaard Entertainment, Roadside Attractions
Rating: R

Limited - Trailer - Official Site - Showtimes and Tickets

Mister Foe
Starring: Jamie Bell, Sophia Myles, Claire Forlani, Ciaran Hinds, Jamie Sives
Director: David MacKenzie
Studio: Magnolia
Rating: R

Limited - Trailer - Official Site - Showtimes and Tickets

Ping Pong Playa
Starring: Jimmy Tsai, Andrew Vo, Khary Payton, Roger Fan, Jim Lau
Director: Jessica Yu
Studio: IFC
Rating: PG-13

Limited - Trailer - Official Site - Showtimes and Tickets

A Secret
Starring: Mathieu Amalric, Patrick Bruel, Cecile De France, Ludivine Sagnier, Julie Depardieu
Director: Claude Miller
Studio: Strand Releasing
Rating: Not Rated

Limited - Trailer - Official Site - Showtimes and Tickets

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11 Responses to “Theater Releases (9/5/08)”

  1. surprised you didn’t pick the second movie as your pick of the week.

  2. thats because its a lie every body wants to be a Mic like me not a wop!!! jesuse hollywood tells some big lies but that one takes the cake!! what sound does shit make when you throw it against the wall?

  3. I would have if “Bangkok Dangerous” didn’t look like it was good. But “Everyone Wants to Be Italian” is the most accurate and non misleading title in the history of cinema.

    That movie will be seen ASAP though because it looks funny, it has an awesome title, and our homegirl Cerina Vincent is in it.

    Check out the trailer for Ping Pong Playa:

    Looks like what “Balls of Fury” should have been.

  4. WHAT THE FUCK WINSTON YOU CANT COME BACK AT ME?!?

  5. Oops my bad. To answer your question, shit hitting the wall sounds like “top of the mornin’ to ya laddy, perhaps I can interest you in some lucky charms!”

  6. “funny man” is what the boys call you what a crack up you are im having a shitty day tell me a joke. an italian machine gun sounds like what?

  7. Jesus did not want to be Italian. Therefore that title is blasphemous.

  8. no but he chose the holy roman catholic church to spread his lie now didnt he? you on the other hand follow a riligon not based on the old testiment but on a book written by a drunk who was lost in the dessert and probably ate some bad cacti or something.

  9. Is that true matt?

  10. some what the way it was explaned to me by a mormon sounded a little more theatrical. and no jesus did not choose per say the romans to spread his words but hey dose a flea complain bout a free ride into your house on your shoe? no he just waits for the carpet and your blood. there are a lot of mythose clouding the truth as to how the later day saints got started. im not the one to sift through the shit. im just a bar fly who hates to be attacked by the holyer than thow crowd. ever seen the movie PCU? im the guys throwing meat on the vegains cause they wont move to let me have my steak.

  11. Dude, PCU fucking rocks. I haven’t seen that movie in years.

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