The Bar

Starring: Misty Mundae, Julian Wells, & Darian Caine

Director: Johnny Crash

Writer(s): John Paul Fedele & Terry West

Studio: E.I. Independent Cinema

Rating: Unrated

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This was probably one of the best produced film of it’s genre. The story is really good as it almost parodies spider-man exactly. Patricia Porker is a nymphomaniac who gets bitten by a radioactive spider causing her to gain super powers. While learning her powers she realizes that when she cums she can shoot a web out of her vagina. Needing money for rent she decides to wrestle Queen Bee in a match for a thousand dollars, when leaving the match she finds her uncle murdered by a car jacker she then devotes her life to fighting crime and getting laid.

I laughed my ass off while watching this for the first time, I expected it to be nothing more than bad acting and soft core porn. But it wasn’t that bad at all, Misty Mundae is really cute and shes a descent actress and I knew that from a couple other of her movies. Plus she is a total smart ass through-out the entire film. The supporting actors weren’t bad either, each character in the film brought a different personality to the table. The only one I wasn’t impressed with was Misty’s nemesis in the snake skin outfit.

The sex scenes were very sexy and went a little further than I thought they would. But I should of expected very gratuitous nudity in film starring Misty Mundae and Darian Caine. Darian Caine is a lot hotter on film than she is in person but she isn’t a bad actress at all, probably one of the better ones in the film. She and Misty have one of the hottest sex scenes in the film. There was only two sex with a guy involved (except for the deleted scenes) the rest were all lesbian scenes, thats never a bad thing.

The special effects were super cheesy and very low budget though, and the fight scenes were not great but it was put together and edited very well. This is a great film for couples to enjoy together without crossing the hardcore line. I had a lot of fun watching it and I had a lot of laughs the film is very fun and is not to be taken serious. If you keep that in mind and can make it through the sex scenes without blowing your load and turning it off I think you’ll get a lot of enjoyment from it.

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