The Bar

Starring: Misty Mundae, Anoushka, Darian Caine & Julian Wells

Director: William Hellfire

Writer(s): William Hellfire

Studio: E.I. Independent Cinema

Rating: Unrated

Official Bar Score: 

I’ve got to be honest I had very high expectations of this film since I first heard of it. It took several years after it was completed to be released and personally I don’t feel that it was worth the wait. The make up effects effects where horrible and most of the acting was awful. The transformation scenes where blurry and quick I’ve scene it done better in Ozzy Osbourne’s “Bark at the Moon” video in fact the last transformation scene with Misty Mundae looked like they tried to mimic that very video. Of coarse the Ozzy vid looked 1000 times better.

It kind of had a plot but the story was nothing more than O.K. Some chick claims to be a werewolf and wants to make headlines in a local tabloid so she contacts a reporter to tell her tale. Meanwhile some of her victims start to turn into werewolves and kill as well. But theres no gore, no blood and really poor kill scenes. I got side with Jesus on this one, I personally appreciate an attempt at a story. When I care more about the character I care more about the fucking. Not in this case.

That leaves but only one thing the sex. It was only lesbian scenes, some of the girls where pretty sexy, some weren’t, but my problem was that some sex scenes were poorly filmed and other weren’t. I think in the final cut I would of eliminated more scenes and had a shorter film. The ones that were good got pretty hardcore at times and were enjoyable to watch. Once again though it disappoints, when you have a film such as this that is solely relying on the sex scenes and nudity to gain an audience why not go all the way. This should of been XXX and focused more on high quality porn rather than low budget film. I could of excepted it more that way and it would of gained a better score.

On the up-side I did meet Darian Caine at Horrorfind Weekend X and she signed my copy she played Nancy the Nurse which was Misty Mundae’s first victim. She a pretty cool chick to talk to and she she looks really hot naked. I don’t feel too bad for purchasing this film because of that and the good times I had at the convention. I really dig the concept of the film I just wish the quality of it was better.

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