Maybe I’m Just Getting Old…
…but I almost threw a soda at high schooler last night.
Seriously, I am to the point where I’m going to go Michael Douglas in “Falling Down” on the next high schooler I see in a movie theater. Due to tornadoes and me being an idiot, Wendell and I combined to drop 80 bucks on seeing “The Strangers”, concessions included. The payoff was enormously disappointing. For one, I couldn’t possibly disagree more with Shane’s review. That’s nothing new around here, as all of us disagreeing on movies is a rather important aspect of The Bar. But that combined with the moronically self imposed $80 price tag puts “The Strangers” on par with “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil” as the worst movie ever released as far as I’m concerned.
But what’s worse than all of that is that a couple of fucking bubble gum chewing, Abercrombie and Snitch wearing, daddy’s little princess idiots decided to counteract their fear of the movie by annoying the (literally) six other people in the theater by talking as loud as possible and laughing at every inopportune moment possible. Seriously, the fat one almost caught a grill of carbonated beverage. Apparently you get assault charges if you chuck a soda at someone so I refrained. It would have served her right though.
This is nothing new. Teenagers these days are all fucking morons plain and simple. And if that statement offends you: a) this site is for people over 18 and b) good. These little pricks have ruined/almost ruined pretty much every horror film I’ve seen on opening night since the first “Saw”. But this was the last straw. Seriously, the movie has been out for two weeks, and the theater literally had eight people in it. It should have been an optimal viewing environment, but these two little dolts managed to scoop even more misery onto an already excruciating viewing experience (because Shane is completely wrong about “The Strangers”, it’s the most ludicrous movie I’ve seen in a while).
I don’t know if I will be able to control myself next time. I might buy five or six sodas so I have ammo.
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No dude he is right, those “BITCHES” were fucking annoying as hell all yelling and shit. Screaming every time the strangers showed their faces, and then laughed outrageously at themselves. Fuck that Winston cussed them in the parking lot it was funny.
What pissed me off the most about my viewing experience was the fact that we was at the last showing of the film that night, its been out for two weeks and we payed for it once and didn’t get to see it, then on top of all that the zit faced TEENAGER at the ticket register wouldn’t except our free movie certificates because the 14th day was the following day. Fuck those young ass douche bags.
I wish my fucking gravatar would work.
This better work
I’ve come to the conclusion that Gravatar just does what it wants. I haven’t logged to their service since I changed my pic to the Caddyshack gopher, and now it’s back to the pic of me. Who knows.