If You Are Not Excited About the New "Rambo" You Have No Testicles

If You Are Not Excited About the New “Rambo” You Have No Testicles

By Winston • January 9, 2008

In the spirit of the brewing “Rambo/Stallone Rules” vs. “Rambo/Stallone Sucks” argument (which is getting interesting) I am throwing a shot at anybody who disagrees with the title of this post. I am going to let the bloodiest trailer ever made do the talking for me:

So yeah, if you are not excited about the new “Rambo” you have no testicles, meaning you are a chick, which is cool, because you aren’t required to like Rambo and if you have testicles there is a problem, OR you should have testicles and don’t, which is most decidely NOT cool. You also like the color pink.

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