Website of The Living Dead!


Well ladies and gentlemen it’s Zombie Week on The Bar… This week is our way of paying homage to some of the best zombie flicks ever made. It’s also an excuse to rip the bad ones a new asshole. Johnny hooked us up with a new undead graphic, thanx buddy that was pretty fucking metal of you. And we are going to do what we do, have a little fun and talk a little shit, I hope you enjoy our selections and keep coming back for more “WEBSITE OF THE LIVING DEAD”.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually have to survive in a world that has been plagued by the living dead. What would you do? Where would you go? How would you stay alive? I’ve thought about all those things and now I’m going to teach you some helpful tips to keep you alive in the event of a Zombie attack! I would go to the closest Wal-Mart and stock up on non perishable foods and supplies such as bottled water, guns and ammo, an ax or machete and plenty of gas cans. I’d then round up the posse pile in the back of a jacked up pick-up truck and go shoot up as many of those brain eating bastards as I can.



10 Lessons For Surviving A Zombie Attack!!!

1. Organize before they rise.
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head, cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection= tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the stairs, then destroy them.
7. Get out of the car, get onto a bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombies may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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2 Responses to “Website of The Living Dead!”

  1. This shit looks excellent Winnie, Zombie week could be the best looking theme thus far, We Be the Shit.

  2. i regret seeing it earlier, this is awesome.. thanks for the support with the art guys– got some more stuff coming soon!

    you guys should do a whole zombie themed site- who can get enough of zombies!

    i got like two in the basement, they’re GREEEEAT!

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