Superdave’s Ultimate Arnold Rankings

Schwarzenegger movies from best to worst:

  1. The Running Man (1987) …. Ben Richards
  2. Twins (1988/I) …. Julius Benedict
  3. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) …. The Terminator
  4. True Lies (1994) …. Harry Tasker
  5. Conan the Destroyer (1984) …. Conan
  6. Conan the Barbarian (1982) …. Conan
  7. The Terminator (1984) …. The Terminator
  8. Raw Deal (1986) …. Mark Kaminsky, aka Joseph P. Brenner
  9. Predator (1987) …. Dutch
  10. Total Recall (1990) …. Douglas Quaid/Hauser
  11. Eraser (1996) …. U.S. Marshal John ‘The Eraser’ Kruger
  12. End of Days (1999) …. Jericho Cane
  13. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) …. Terminator
  14. Collateral Damage (2002) …. Gordy Brewer
  15. The 6th Day (2000) …. Adam Gibson
  16. Jingle All the Way (1996) …. Howard Langston
  17. Kindergarten Cop (1990) …. Detective John Kimble
  18. Red Heat (1988) …. Capt. Ivan Danko
  19. Commando (1985) …. John Matrix
  20. Red Sonja (1985) …. Kalidor
  21. Batman & Robin (1997) …. Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries
  22. Junior (1994) …. Dr. Alex Hesse
  23. Last Action Hero (1993) …. Jack Slater/Himself

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6 Responses to “Superdave’s Ultimate Arnold Rankings”

  1. Motherfuck that… Last Action Hero dead last? That is a travesty. Seriously, you have Conan the friggin Destroyer as number 5? That is indefensible.

    And Junior is underrated.

  2. I did that for you , i knew you would cry blasphemy if I put Last Action Hero last. It was just a shitty movie though man….it is what is was, crap!

  3. You are on mushrooms, dog. That is a movie lover’s action movie right there. “Last Action Hero” is straight fun to watch. Then again you put “Conan the Destroyer” at #5. There probably isn’t enough men in loin cloths for ya.

  4. Total Recall # 10 WHAT! Dude do you really have mushrooms though, I mean 4 real if you do call me.
    shrooms.jpe

  5. Red Sonja, I forgot all about that gay ass movie!

  6. hahaha Red Sonja was alright when I was a kid. She was mad hot and walked around half naked the whole movie.

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